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Holiday Instagram Captions To Make Your Pictures Jingle Jangle

December 12, 2022

Christmas season is upon us! It’s time to crack the eggnog and take those fun matching family sweater pictures. But, after posing in that ugly sweater, what are you going to post as your caption? I’ve got you with these Instagram captions to make your pictures jingle jangle!

(I may or may not cheat and use most of these same captions every year.)

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I made some new ones that I think will be fun for this year in regards to Tik Tok pop culture songs. Feel free to use them in captions all you want!

If you don’t get the reference hit me up and I’ll explain 🙂

I’d Rather Shovel Sand Than Snow.
I’d Rather Melt On The Beach.
I’ll Pay It Off Next Year.
You Can Find Me Under The Mistletoe. This Year It’s (*insert destination*)
Don’t Worry I Won’t Shoot My Eye Out!

It’s Cuffin’ Season And All The Girls Be Needin’ That Big Boy Santa.
It Would Be So Awesome, It Would Be So Cool (to get a *insert*)
After These Cookies I’m Going To Have Santa’s Body-ody-ody-ody-ody
Don’t Do It Girl, It’s Not Worth It. I’m Not Gonna Do It Girl… (Covers self in tinsel *or insert whatever you want*) I Did It.
Oh sNOw, oh sNOw, oh sNOw sNOw sNOw sNOw sNOw
Stop, What The Hell Are You Talking About, Get Frosty’s Name Outta Your Mouth.
I’m Sorry For Drippin, But Drippin’s What I Do, And One Of These Days I’m Gon’ Get Dressed And Drip Glitter All Over You
*click click*…Fire In The Hole!
It’s Me, Hi, I’m The Problem It’s Me.
Where Should I Put My Elf On The Shelf, Mi Amour Mi Amour, You Say Put Him On Your Head, Mi Amour Mi Amour – You Make Me Un Pocco Locco!

The Tree Isn’t The Only Things Getting Lit This Year!
Allllllll I Want For Christmas Isssssssss Booooze!
I’m Only A Morning Person On December 25th.
Sleighhhhhhh!
Define “Nice.”
It Wasn’t Me, The Elf On The Shelf Did It!
Just Elfin Around.
It’s Beginning To Cost A Lot Like Christmas!
Putting My Face On The Tree This Year Since I’m The Star Of The Family.

Looking For A Sugar… Cookie!
All The Jingle Ladies, All The Jingle Ladies!
I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas, But I’ll Settle For A Bottle Of Red.
I’m On The Naughty List Again.
Dear Santa, I Can Explain.
Holllllllla – Days Are Here!
Who’s Lap Can I Sit On?
Waiting Under This Mistletoe.
It Was Love At Frost Sight!
Shake It Like A Pole-aroid Picture!
Blame The Red Nose!
Is That A Candy Cane In Your Pocket Or…?
Single And Ready To Jingle!

Oh Deer!
#MerryandBright
Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A Mouse.
Sweata Weatha.
All Spruced Up!
Covered From Head To Mistletoe!
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas!

I’ll Be Able To Fit On Santa’s Lap Next Year!
Rockin’ My Protein Shake Around The Christmas Tree.
Me Everyday – Slaying It / Me In December – Sleighing It
I Have Resting Grinch Face At The Gym
Merry Christmas You (*insert workout*) Animal!

It’s A Wonderful Life!
Baby It’s Cold Outside!
All I Want For Christmas Is You!
I Don’t Want A Lot For Christmas, There Is Just One Thing I Need! ( *insert what you need*)
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas!
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal!
Some People Are Worth Melting For!