Spooky and Halloween Captions

Iconic Halloween Movie & New TikTok Inspired Captions For 2023

With more and more people canceling trick or treating and opting for small or virtual parties instead, this Halloween will need some good costumes. Hopefully these iconic Halloween and new Tik Tok inspired Captions for 2023 will make your night worth dressing up for. If no one can see you in person, at least they won’t see you online next to a horror-able caption. (Sorry couldn’t not type that.)

snl halloween

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I made some new ones that I think will be fun for this year in regards to Tik Tok pop culture songs. Feel free to use them in captions all you want!

If you don’t get the reference hit me up and I’ll explain 🙂

“I”m a mouse, duh.”

halloween dogs

Only bad witches can drive stick.

These have been some of my go to captions for Halloween for years. They never expire. Feel free to come back next year and use them again.

  • Extreme Makeover – Halloween Edition.
  • Swish, swish, witch.
  • Get in loser, we’re going haunting.
  • I said brrrr, it’s cold in here. There must be some bad witches in the atmosphere!
  • I look better with the mask on.
  • If the broom fits…
  • Hocus Pocus and chill?
  • Only bad witches can drive stick.
  • This is not a costume…
  • All tricks here, no treats.
  • B-b-bad to the bone.
  • Love to shake this BOOty.
  • This is where the magic happens
  • New face, who dis?

"Carving pumpkins be like... left cut up, right cut slide, left cut up, right cut slide, basically I'm saying either way the pumpkin bout to smile."

snl halloween

As you know, I love TikTok! It makes me laugh so harddddd. I hope these TikTok inspired Halloween captions make you laugh too.

  • Hm, Scary yes, but not scary ha ha, Scary weird
  • I’m an F. R. EEE. AK.
  • “Certified freak, 7 days a week.”
  • “I’m the baaaaad guy.”
  • He knows, (*insert spooky description like i’m tricky*) He knows
  • Witch I’m stylish, black top big t-shirt Billie Eillish
  • So if I do not find a Halloween costume soon.. I’ll blow up into smitherines
  • Unique, I’m the bar, Alien Superstar (*insert what you dressed up as – ex alien superstar vampire)
  • “They wanna see me do my danceeee, in my halloween paaaants, don’t disrespect me and my mans.”
  • “Carving pumpkins be like… left cut up, right cut slide, left cut up, right cut slide, basically I’m saying either way the pumpkin bout to smile.”
  • “Carol Baskin, killed her husband, whacked him.”
  • “Trick to the treat, trick to the treat, trick trick trick trick trick to the treat, yum.” 
  • “I just wanna party with youuuu, all nighttttt.” (#Vibewithme)
  • “Oh shit shake that ass now move it like a (whatever you’re dressed as) stop, whoa back it up now let me see ya hips swing.”
  • “Dat’s suspicious… Dat’s weird.”
  • “Witch I said what I said.”
  • “Now, here you go again, you say, you want your candy. Well, who am I to keep you down?”
  • “I want it, I got it, I haunt it, I flaunt it.”
  • “You better work witch!”
  • “Just call me Bella Porch.” (pic with your porch decorations)
  • “Go Daddy go now pass that candy to my girl say, yee yee yee yee.”
  • “Witch, I look good, like I should!”
  • “Choose your character…”
  • “I like him, I like him too, he my man, he my BOO!”
  • “I’m mad at Disney Disney, they tricked me not treated me.”
  • “Smile without your eyes, raise your eyebrows, now say boo, that’s your serial killer face.” (Model face reference)
  • “I’m not afraid anymore…. Aaaaahhhhhhh!” (Home Alone reference)
hocus pocus

“Oh look another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”

Sometimes iconic Halloween movie quotes get lost in the mix, but these classics should always be resurrected around this time of year!

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas – “I am the pumpkin king!”
  • Mean Girls – “I”m a mouse, duh.”
  • Get Out – “Get out!”
  • Are You Afraid Of The Dark – “Are you afraid of the dark?”
  • Fright Night – “Welcome to fright night… for real.”
  • The Lost Boys – “Death by stereo!”
  • Pet Sematary – “Sometimes, dead is better.”
  • Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors – “Welcome to prime time, bitch!”
  • The Guest – “You’re next!”
  • Frankenstein – It’s alive! It’s alive!
  • The Fly – “Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
  • The Shining – “Here’s Johnny!”
  • Poltergeist – “They’re here.”
  • Psycho – “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
  • The Sixth Sense – “I see dead people.”
  • Jaws – “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
  • Scream – “Do you like scary movies?” or “What’s your favorite scary movie?”
  • Saw – “Game Over!”
  • Child’s Play – “Hi, I’m Chucky, wanna play?”
  • Beetlejuice – “Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice…”
  • Something Wicked This Way Comes – “Something wicked this way comes.”
  • Hocus Pocus – “Oh look another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” or “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”
  • Where The WIld Things Are – “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen.
almost no halloween

If you aren’t doing Halloween this year, check out these fun Fall Captions for social media. You can also download this checklist for fall photoshoots.

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